Azrael

Azrael is a supernatural being that has the duty of bringing the souls of the deceased to Yaldabaoth for judgement.

Azrael lives a gloomy existence. Every minute he stands before one or more spirits of which have recently died and has to break the news to them. Oddly enough, most people in America that are ages fourteen to thirty rejoice or start to dance upon hearing the news that they have died. Whatever makes his job easier Azrael supposes.

Legends in Bongo mythology
On one occasion, CcoleHalo was shot and killed in battle during World War II. Azrael appeared to the spirit of CcoleHalo and said to him, "CcoleHalo, your angel of death awaits." To which CcoleHalo replied by standing up and slapping Azrael in the face, "Hell nah!", to which Azrael replied, "Ow, you wankhead, I'm just doing my job." Azrael later returned to Yaldabaoth and said to him, "My God, you have sent me to a Missourian who does not want to die!"

On one occasion, his fellow archangel Israfil spent an entire day singing Sicko Mode. Angered by this, personally preferring Mo-Bamba, Azrael sealed Israfil's mouth shut.